More Tobias, Just Because

"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you
will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. "

"Michael if I may take off my pants and pull my analrapist stocking over my
head, I think George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences
call "Obsessive Compulsive Disorder", or the "The O.C. Disorder". "

"Gob, I would like to be in your trick and there's someone I'd like to put in a plug for. Or... should I say 4,000 plugs?"

'Time for me to take off my receptionist skirt and put on my Barbara Streisand in the Prince Of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit"

"I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!"

"Or it could be your colon. I’d want to get in there and find some answers."

"Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up"

"Okay, who’d like a banger in the mouth? Oh, right. I forgot. Here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth."

"I will pack your mouth with your sweet, pink mouth with so much ice cream, you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block"