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Wednesday, May 19, 2010
The Worst Jeans in the World
To keep in theme with my new love/hate obession Jersey Shore, I give you possibley the worst jeans ever. If the super wide bootcut doesn't get you, the fake inbuilt thong will.
Denim hasn't taken such a savage beating since embellished jean leggings, or 'jeggings' were unleashed on the western suburbs of the world.
Coco is a creamy soft-hearted epicentre rolled in hard glittery coating of what's hot. Her torrents of style and glamour rain upon the hot tin roofs of Sydney and Melbourne night and day.
Maria The Mildcat is a melodious but critical scenester with an erratic temper and a penchant for reflective surfaces. This capricious romantic will puncture your heart then help you sew it up.
Together they are skinny dipping darlings of the Sydney scene, offering you sizzling crustaceans of what's hot, with a piping bowl of what's not with lemon to wash your hands in afterwards.
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