On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me;

12 beers a-drinking

11 smokes a-smoking

10 jobs a-hating

9 parties crashing

8 facebook dumpings

7 flames re-kindling

6 phils a-raging

FIVE (visits to) CHING-A-LINGS

4 scenarios

3 thrown shoes

2 feet in mouth

And a tent tied to a dead tree