I'm naming Dr Pong THE try-hard Sydney bar of 2010. And we're only a month and a half in.If you wanna spew, read this. If you want to know the real deal, Pong's lives up to it's name sake. Staff are rude, clientelle are yawn-worthy fashion-backward finance professionals and suburbanites that think they're onto something underground, and the whole place generally has no soul.
No one cool goes here. You are not cool for going here. The guy behind the bar that does the trick with the red bull can suctioned to his hand, yes thats kind of cool.
a ping pong table and decks on milk crates does not make an average ugly and boring BAR/RESTAURANT cool. I don't know what the opposite of cool is but this is it. My TV stand is on milk crates. Get me a totem tennis pole and slab of toohey's and i'll show you cool
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