Sunday, March 28, 2010

The Dirty Bird

Many of you will remember when PETA activists got nude for, well everything really. These ladies above went topless to encourage a boycott of KFC.

With all these people getting nude around The Colonel I couldn't help but wonder... Do people eat KFC in the nude? Has anyone ever eaten it naked? Would you date someone that ate KFC in the nude? To me, eating KFC in the nude is a symbol of a broken human, someone who has thrown in the proverbial moist towlette, given up all notion of humanity and hygiene and greaseless surface areas...

Or it could just be a slippery delicious good time. I ponder.

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