NOT

People who come into work and talk LOUDLY about how they went to TOKO and it's the most AMAZING food and you HAVE to try the snapper and the chocolate desert was DIVINE and i'm going to talk about it ALL DAY REALLY LOUDLY in a DRAWLING voice so you can HEAR how RICH and CULTURED and FABULOUS I AM.

It's a fucking restaurant. Seriously. You pay money to go there. This makes you a customer. Not a food critic.

Yawn. Stab.